funny shit!
Message: - Inspired- Inspired by Samuel/Jun Hao who wrote a very true article.
- Hope this article will be passed down to those who realise it's the truth.
You see, people in friendster are like NUTS, Guys and Girls, no offence but, girls especially.
You guys use the word me as miee, you as euu. 'diao' so damn frequently like using your grandma's lawn.Do yous guys know the meaning?Guys too, listen up.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.You guys use it as if it's some -_- statement. Acting cute while you are at it.Like what Samuel said, Friendster profiles are chewed up and spit out like bad bacon.Next point.I know for you youngster reading this at the age of 10-13.uP aNd DoWn is WaYyYY cOoL. ReAlLY uBeR aNd 1337. No, if you grow up, you'll find it real lame. Unless you have a nickname which was like this till now. Try completing a resume using aLtErNaTe cAps. I bet the person reading it will laugh his lungs out.It's wayyyy gh3y. YES, GH3Y, pronounce it and it becomes GAY. Notes to add : GH3Y is in h4ck3r's language.I'm done with the first half, take a break. Drink some coffee. Done? Read on. (LMAO)
75% of the girls always have this or something similiar in their profiles.
dUnCh MeSsAgE miie iN fWeNsTeR tWoo aDd eUu. yOU aDd miEe oNlY. dUnCh aDd miIe JusT beCuZ eUu wAnT mOrE fRiEnS. OH COME ON.
I've seen many girls advertise on irc like this.. example. no offence now.This one's from the channel #teens[02:57]add miee in fwenster . . @hotmail.com asap pls. .! thx! Her profile which i went to, had the message. >>>> if u msg muee to add muee in2 ur acct, sowie. im NOT interested.just dun eva try ta add muee jus bcus u wan more fwens or u wan feel popular in fwenster. i dunch entertain to this kinda lame shiet. <<<
Anyways. Many people just add to raise some social status. Especially those with 400-500 friends and need another account. Since you have SOOOOO many so called 'friends'. How many actually talk to u? do you all talk to each other? All 500 of them? even msn messenger cannot hold 500 contacts. There are sure to be people with 2 account or more, let's take 500 as 400 then. Still, MSN MESSENGER can only hold 150 contacts, unless ur a premium member.I hope i'm not inflicting any pain to you if your one of those like stated above, it's just the painful truth that shows how retarded and imbecile singaporeans can be.So girls, stop euuu-ing and miieee-ing and pwease, ish bery irritating to shee tat.Such english, go rot in hell ^^. And it isn't cute at all. People would laugh at your stupidity instead. We would love to minimize the spellings in a word, like reducing you to u.
Which retarded would wanna type u as euu? Either you're childish or just stupid.The reason why Singapore isn't very much improving cause of US, we singaporeans have become laughing stock of society actually.So if you actually read here, I'm glad you did. To show some credit for reading this article. Please include your name and pass around if you agree with those things stated above,Or you feel that I'm right and have to show it to the world.
THIS MSG IS WRITTEN BY F-HOLES.alfred's fren.LMAO can!i totally agree.
link is here!if u can access it.lols.THIS IS FUNNY SHIT!!
hmm..things i realised todae:
1. i freak out b4 da exams,sweat profusely n talk lotsa trash n think ppl might think im crazed
2. i shld read qs properly.fatal consequences result 4 those who don't.learned tt todae 4 da stupid DVD/DVD player q.FARK IT!it was underlined but well,i dunno y i can't read
3. wc did his paper b4 others.cool.does he have high IQ?lols..*applause* im so proud!
4. interesting ppl we have in tis world..hmm-a reason 4 me to live?LMAO.i love funny shits.
5. im still here while i shld b at my room PIA-ing CSA.crap hate tt subj to da core.lets all hold hands n pray n die 2gether.may god save us all!>_<" ah n my 10bucks in mom's rm..i shld leave tis place SOON.or i'd freak out x 100 tomorro..
6. my fingers skin is disturbingly, still peeling.mom said it's cos of da dengue(yes blame it all on da mosquitos)n she sae mebbe da virus/germs/wadeva u call tt is still within my body(huh?unrelated leh)den lyk tt.so shez lyk gonna get sm bitter shit medicine 4 me to "release all toxins" *imagines my scrunched up face tt i'd have while drinking it* OH MOM!~lyk gawd.i certainly do look lyk a dishwasher lady cos of those peeled hands,macham do tough wrk den kena fingers lyk tt..ahaha!!yes im suffering!i do lotsa housewrk!! *tear in my eye*
oh ahaha!im goin changi general hospital/kk 4 blood test tmr after my paper.hope mom can fetch me(save bus fare!!)i realised it was ytd 4 da followup but since i missed it,yeah.i have to lyk take it tmr wif younger bro,ian..but hell,i think da mosquito virus/germs/wadeva u call tt is alr gone.BUUAHAH!of course it's i who win at da end!!
- Hope this article will be passed down to those who realise it's the truth.
You see, people in friendster are like NUTS, Guys and Girls, no offence but, girls especially.
You guys use the word me as miee, you as euu. 'diao' so damn frequently like using your grandma's lawn.Do yous guys know the meaning?Guys too, listen up.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.You guys use it as if it's some -_- statement. Acting cute while you are at it.Like what Samuel said, Friendster profiles are chewed up and spit out like bad bacon.Next point.I know for you youngster reading this at the age of 10-13.uP aNd DoWn is WaYyYY cOoL. ReAlLY uBeR aNd 1337. No, if you grow up, you'll find it real lame. Unless you have a nickname which was like this till now. Try completing a resume using aLtErNaTe cAps. I bet the person reading it will laugh his lungs out.It's wayyyy gh3y. YES, GH3Y, pronounce it and it becomes GAY. Notes to add : GH3Y is in h4ck3r's language.I'm done with the first half, take a break. Drink some coffee. Done? Read on. (LMAO)
75% of the girls always have this or something similiar in their profiles.
dUnCh MeSsAgE miie iN fWeNsTeR tWoo aDd eUu. yOU aDd miEe oNlY. dUnCh aDd miIe JusT beCuZ eUu wAnT mOrE fRiEnS. OH COME ON.
I've seen many girls advertise on irc like this.. example. no offence now.This one's from the channel #teens[02:57]
Anyways. Many people just add to raise some social status. Especially those with 400-500 friends and need another account. Since you have SOOOOO many so called 'friends'. How many actually talk to u? do you all talk to each other? All 500 of them? even msn messenger cannot hold 500 contacts. There are sure to be people with 2 account or more, let's take 500 as 400 then. Still, MSN MESSENGER can only hold 150 contacts, unless ur a premium member.I hope i'm not inflicting any pain to you if your one of those like stated above, it's just the painful truth that shows how retarded and imbecile singaporeans can be.So girls, stop euuu-ing and miieee-ing and pwease, ish bery irritating to shee tat.Such english, go rot in hell ^^. And it isn't cute at all. People would laugh at your stupidity instead. We would love to minimize the spellings in a word, like reducing you to u.
Which retarded would wanna type u as euu? Either you're childish or just stupid.The reason why Singapore isn't very much improving cause of US, we singaporeans have become laughing stock of society actually.So if you actually read here, I'm glad you did. To show some credit for reading this article. Please include your name and pass around if you agree with those things stated above,Or you feel that I'm right and have to show it to the world.
THIS MSG IS WRITTEN BY F-HOLES.alfred's fren.LMAO can!i totally agree.
link is here!if u can access it.lols.THIS IS FUNNY SHIT!!
hmm..things i realised todae:
1. i freak out b4 da exams,sweat profusely n talk lotsa trash n think ppl might think im crazed
2. i shld read qs properly.fatal consequences result 4 those who don't.learned tt todae 4 da stupid DVD/DVD player q.FARK IT!it was underlined but well,i dunno y i can't read
3. wc did his paper b4 others.cool.does he have high IQ?lols..*applause* im so proud!
4. interesting ppl we have in tis world..hmm-a reason 4 me to live?LMAO.i love funny shits.
5. im still here while i shld b at my room PIA-ing CSA.crap hate tt subj to da core.lets all hold hands n pray n die 2gether.may god save us all!>_<" ah n my 10bucks in mom's rm..i shld leave tis place SOON.or i'd freak out x 100 tomorro..
6. my fingers skin is disturbingly, still peeling.mom said it's cos of da dengue(yes blame it all on da mosquitos)n she sae mebbe da virus/germs/wadeva u call tt is still within my body(huh?unrelated leh)den lyk tt.so shez lyk gonna get sm bitter shit medicine 4 me to "release all toxins" *imagines my scrunched up face tt i'd have while drinking it* OH MOM!~lyk gawd.i certainly do look lyk a dishwasher lady cos of those peeled hands,macham do tough wrk den kena fingers lyk tt..ahaha!!yes im suffering!i do lotsa housewrk!! *tear in my eye*
oh ahaha!im goin changi general hospital/kk 4 blood test tmr after my paper.hope mom can fetch me(save bus fare!!)i realised it was ytd 4 da followup but since i missed it,yeah.i have to lyk take it tmr wif younger bro,ian..but hell,i think da mosquito virus/germs/wadeva u call tt is alr gone.BUUAHAH!of course it's i who win at da end!!
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